Spray Tanning Quotes
Need some catchy spray tan business slogans or solarium sunbed sayings for your Instagram or Facebook business page? Then check out this list of quirky, funny beauty salon quotes.
- “To tan or not to tan, is that even a question?”
- “You’re never fully dressed without a spray tan”
- “If you can’t tone it, tan it”
- “Good vibes and tan lines”
- “Addicted to the glow”
- “It’s better to arrive late than pale”
- “Keep your standards high and your tan flawless”
- “Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of tanning”
- “TANGRY: A state of anger caused by being pale.”
- “The real walk of shame is the one you do braless from the spray tan room back to your car.”
- “Too tan to give a damn”
- “I’m sorry for what I said when I was pale”
- “Monday – nothing a tan can’t fix”
- “Look at her glow”
- “A spray tan is confidence applied directly to the body”
- “The only BS I need is Bronzed Skin”
- “To tan or not to tan, is that even a question?”
- “Spray tan terms & conditions: must leave feeling flawless”
- “I don’t need a man, I need a bikini and a tan”
- “Tan me up”
- “Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, TANday, Friday and Saturday!”
- “Spray, don’t lay”
- “Tan is like a diet in a bottle”
- “I only tan on days ending in a ‘y'”
- “They told me I could be anything, so I became tanned”
- “Happy? Get a tan. Sad? Get a tan.”
- “It’s a tanning type of day”
- “Work interferes with my tanning”
- “Walk in white, walk out brown”
- “Be a badass with a tanned ass”
- “It’s tan o’clock”
- “Tan loading”
- “Monday – Tuesday – Wednesday – Tan Day – Friday”
- “It’s a tanning kind of day”
- “Because no good weekend started with ‘I’m pale'”
- “Bronze is my happy colour”
- “You like my tan? Gee thanks, I just bought it”
- “The prettiest thing you can wear is a smile and a tan”
- “Sometimes you just have to create your own sunshine”
- “Ran or sunshine, I’m still tanning”
- “I may not be perfect, but my tan is”
- “That glow, though.”
- “Life is better in a bikini, but a bikini is better with a tan.”
- “Keep your standards high and your tan dark”
- “Stay golden”
- “A dark tan fixes everything.”
- “Bronze and boujee”
- “Sunny side up”
- “Fresh tan Friday”
- “Thursday checklist: Coffee, coffee, spray tan”
- “Tan goodness it’s Friday”
- “Girls just wanna have sun”
- “Fitness people: Thursday is leg day. Beauty people: Thursday is tan day”
- “Always do you, but let me do your spray tan”
- “We put the ‘sun’ in Sundays”
- “What tan lines?”